Science · vs. · Romance

..the first of my high school friends is getting married.. in Gilbert, Arizona.

The boyface and I will be there rain or shine, snow or hail, but probably not by airplane. The airlines decided to raise the prices on me overnight thereby making it economically ridiculous to fly (thank you Southwest, and have a nice day!).

The current list of options includes:

Start running now.
Donkey
Kayaking down the Colorado River (PERMIT REQUIRED!)
Greyhound Bus
Hitchiking
11 Hours of batshit insane driving

I'll probably go with the last line. At least we have a hotel room.