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My libido
Vascular Dementia in beloved relatives
Depressing economic news, global turmoil, and celebrity death
Ridiculously stagnant weeks of mind-blowingly slow productivity, messy house, accumulating laundry, and nebulous life scenarios.
Soreness in the gams from Jillian Michaels and Dam runs (no pun intended).
And viewers like you. (Not really, but cheer ups in the form of youtubez are appreciated and well-received).

And here is an amazing video courtesy of ozreiuosn who posted this yesterday and compelled me not to sit in my bed and cry all day.

I am going backpacking in a week. My buddies and I are planning on doing part of the Lost Coast Trail. It will be a sausage fest, per the usual standards, but I will at least be bringing my own sausage with me.

I am starting to feel bored with the internet. I think of entries. Then I think of the implications and consequences of writing said entries. Then I either forget about them or think that writing is no longer a good idea, and then I click on a website about half-African American famous people for three hours. It's a Sisyphean task, keeping up these blogs.

I hope that I can translate this boredom into awesome things, but I will probably just end up meandering on wikipedia like always.

I have a new found respect for Brooke Shields and a not so new found disgust for Facebook internet trolls.

Some more current activities:

1. Planning a small trip/hiking outing, for the 4th. No one has expressed interest, with the exception of Lauren, in joining me for a Mt. Tam camping trip. I have Friday off, but it is looking like just the Boyface and I on another whirlwind adventure.
2. Tracking my diet: After a couple weeks of maintained fattiness and brutal runs, mostly due to pizza and pastry gorging, I am clamping down on what I eat. I will now write down everything in an attempt to make myself crazy obsessed with food. I will be less fun. I will probably make small children cry when I tell them the number of calories they have in their birthday cakes.
3. Studying, again. La de da. De da.
4. Re-habilitating my crock pot. Note to journal: Crock pot stoneware and stove do not mix.
5. Trying to grow my tomatoes, which seem to grow nice leaves but only one small piece of fruit.
6. Figuring out how to cut my food budget in half. Hint: it involves not eating out so much.

• 10:38 In spite of all the horrible celebrity deaths, Steve Jobs received a new liver and was able to return to work today. Long live the Jobs. #
• 12:04 Oh heartburn! I missed you. #

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• 11:54 Play Billy off Keyboard Cat!!! bit.ly/3RuV6 #

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• 15:55 Mellow out Fridays in the office. ♫ blip.fm/~8y53i #
• 13:58 The level of hotness in Los Gatos is now David Hasselhoff bit.ly/DdCB4 #

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Having a blast in the meat world, and that is probably why most of my posts these days are twitter updates. I barely have time to craft 140 letters let alone 140 sentences.

Future activities include:
Acclimating to my device, which was placed in the same day that two famous pop culture icons succumbed to the Reaper.
Party shindig with co-workers tomorrow.
Entertaining the lovely Elaine after said party.
Housewarmings. House Coolings. My own dinner party?
Possible backpacking in the Lost Coast or Beer Festival. Must decide soon.
Weddings. Wedding cakes.
Studying and filling out forms that evaluate my self-worth.

WOrk.

And that is all for now.

• 14:28 feeling better after being stabbed in the uterus two times.. #
• 14:55 @capnmariam Funny, I used to sit next to a boy in Physics H7A named Peter Wang. Hard to not laugh at that one. #
• 14:58 First Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson? And twitter can't even get the poor guy's name right. #
• 15:28 Gone too soon. Rest in Peace Michael. ♫ blip.fm/~8vrtz #
• 16:02 Kind of unable to work, but must continue to do so. ♫ blip.fm/~8vuqi #
• 16:56 @aboynamedart New Reality Show: I'm a celebrity get me off the Earth. Wait...is that too soon? #
• 17:04 Michael Jackson listen-a-thon in the lab. #
• 23:54 One favorite MJ memory that does not involve the King himself bit.ly/bxteC #
• 08:37 One more...and yeah this gives me chills bit.ly/13mgRT #
• 11:21 Can you please bring this chain here? bit.ly/Qp0AH #
• 11:32 I think I hit my all time low when I said that using Donkey Ears instead of a Full Donkey Head in Midsummer Night's was Half-assed. #badpuns #

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• 17:34 Thank you Marina: Drugs+Chemistry= funny bit.ly/WQPFq #
• 19:28 Today was a good day, the OG way ♫ blip.fm/~8u0xj #
• 21:24 Dinner tonight was Omunoodles, because the rice took too long to cook and its already 9:30 #
• 21:29 ABC has the best fucking show ever on television. Americans trying to be on a Japanese game show. Seriously hilarious. #
• 21:30 The losing team just got sentenced to pick up balls on a golf range while getting hit by balls. #
• 21:32 PLUMMET PLUMMET PLUMMET! #
• 21:47 In case you were wondering if it got better, it did. Sumo wrestlers. Lotion. Yeah. #
• 10:53 @capnmariam too good and too long to be retweeted. #

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• 08:25 Arnold, way to go cutting down the Poison Control Center. Cutting something that saves the budget does not solve the crisis. #governorfail #
• 09:26 RT @smoofy Strangest website... ever. (Timothy Leary is a psychologist who experimented with LSD and Ketamine) www.leary.com/ #
• 10:14 @soulcamp Terminator V: Total Recall for Competent Governor #californiafail #governorfail #electionfail #
• 10:35 @soulcamp in that case, we should declare a #californiaconstitutionfail #
• 10:36 Note to anyone who makes offense to gay people.. "I have gay friends too" is not a really good excuse #imjustsayin #
• 12:50 RT: I LOL'd @plymouths EPIC FAIL! bit.ly/VJDMW #
• 13:25 This one goes out to Mark Sanford. Keep on Truckin'. ♫ blip.fm/~8tdds #

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• 13:40 Seen in the WSJ: Rats being controlled with fiber optic cables connected to viruses that process light signals. Our rat army has arrived. #

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• 22:33 Tonight, I watched a bunch of Woodstock footage and longed for a simpler time with more dirty hippies. #
• 14:03 I thought I wanted to stay away from bio, but I read this and I am hooked: web.mit.edu/invent/iow/belcher.html #

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• 11:41 Happy solstice! Happy Fathers day! Happy happy happy! #

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• 14:17 @smoofy Only If I win the lottery #
• 16:58 I know you follow @betheboy but you should also follow bethematch www.marrow.org/index.html --Free test kits until June 22nd. #
• 22:37 Excited to have neighbors that invite us to barbecues. Its been so long... #
• 23:01 Too much fun with PCP bit.ly/3esZoY #
• 10:50 Am having an awesomely not happy period. Blech. #
• 11:00 I feel like so much ass that I was trying to get keyboard cat to play me off. Unfortunately, youtube was down. #

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• 16:50 Just thought of a twitter day... RepealDOMA Friday. Lets make 10 separate repeal doma words and use them with every tweet. #
• 16:51 @teacupmonster Have a shower, but dont really have time. #
• 16:53 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
• 17:59 @betheboy: Happy Birthday to you...and many more! #
• 22:34 The question is not will I make this, it is when will I make this bit.ly/dUsEO #
• 08:20 @smoofy See, that is just one other reason I need to go to Europe. #

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• 22:14 Top Chef Masters Update: Wylie Douchefresne gets beaten by his own unrealistic standards of greatness. #
• 09:22 Going to clear out some of the noise in my life. Starting with some blog subscriptions. #
• 10:37 This video blows my mind: bit.ly/3Z3fGQ #
• 10:48 Is a 12 mile bike ride to work feasible? y or n? #
• 12:07 @capnmariam that just sounds amazing. I wish I was the fly on the wall in that lecture. #
• 12:08 Must decide if I would rather meet friends at 7:30 to play poker, or go to Great American on a $22 ticket? #
• 12:09 @plymouths I was thinking of doing it half the week. The shortest I could cut down my mileage would probably be by 3 or 4 miles. VTA sucks #

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• 16:45 Boyfriend is in SF enjoying delicious beer. I am stuck in lab taking measurements. Must reward self this evening. #
• 09:57 @plymouths You should buy it! #

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• 16:30 Downtime Rescheduled: bit.ly/gfF6K #
• 20:44 There are no words: bit.ly/VLCJ1 #

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